Shine On, You Crazy Diamond

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I do this whenever The Yeti has to leave for work. Never fails to make him laugh <3

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I do this whenever The Yeti has to leave for work. Never fails to make him laugh <3

NSFW ASKS

When did you lose your virginity? (this year)
Rough sex or soft sex? (soft)
Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? (nope)
Weirdest place you’ve had sex? (laundry)
Favourite sex position? (him on top)
Do you like to be dominant or submissive? (sub)
Have you ever had any one night stands? (no)
Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? (all are difficult due to height difference. Bed is the easiest.)
Have you ever had sex in a public place? (no)
Have you ever been caught masturbating? (yes)
What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? (black with purple lace ruffles)
How often do you have sex? (twice a month)
Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? (yes)
Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? (both)
Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? (I fart after receiving oral)
A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? (anything Nickelback)
A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? (wouldn't have a clue)
Are you into dressing up for sex? (yes)
Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? (shower)
If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? (my boyfriend)
Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? (haven't had one but yes I would)
Do you/would you use sex toys? (I do!)
Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? (...yes. Several.)
Would you have sex with your best friend? (I do!)
Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) (fart. Beyond that, no.)
Something that will never fail to get you horny? (massage)
Early morning sex or late night sex? (both. Prefer late, though)
Favourite body part on the opposite sex? (bum)
Favourite body part on the same sex? (bum)
Do you watch porn? (I got my other half into it, so you could say yes)

Go for it

Height (5'4")
Virgin? (no)
Shoe Size (7.5)
Do you Smoke? (no)
Do you Drink? (rarely)
Do you take drugs? (no)
Age you get mistaken for (never. 24, I guess)
Have Tattoos? (no)
Want any tattoos? (my children's names tattooed over my heart)
Got any Piercings? (earlobes)
Want any Piercings? (upper ears and belly button)
Best friend? (Xavier)
Relationship status (taken)
Biggest turn ons (kissing my back/massages)
Biggest turn offs (yelling/conflict)
Favorite Movie (Up)
I’ll love you if (you give me a hug)
Someone you miss (Xavier)
Most traumatic experience (brother's suicide)
A fact about your personality (people who don't know me think I'm shy. People who do know me wish I was.)
What I hate most about myself (my weight, my smile and scars)
What I love most about myself (my legs are a nice shape)
What I want to be when I get older (employed, psychologically stable or ideally, both)
My relationship with my sibling(s) (it was full of fun and love, like most sibling relationships)
My relationship with my parent(s) (full of tension, but we have our good moments)
My idea of a perfect date (dinner and a walk on the beach)
My biggest pet peeves (people who pick fights)
A description of the girl/boy I like (tall, strong, loving, handsome, smart)
A description of the person I dislike the most (selfish, lazy, manipulative, childish little toad)
A reason I’ve lied to a friend (to protect him)
What I hate the most about work/school (the stress)
What my last text message says (Yours :))
What words upset me the most (I hate you)
What words make me feel the best about myself (I love you)
What I find attractive in women (smile, sense of humour or bum)
What I find attractive in men (smile, sense of humour and bum)
Where I would like to live (New Zealand)
One of my insecurities (my size)
My childhood career choice (author)
My favorite ice cream flavor (dark chocolate or cinnamon)
Who wish I could be (happy and confident in my own skin)
Where I want to be right now (in a place of my own)
The last thing I ate (cheese Shapes)
Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately (Xavier!)
A random fact about anything (otters hold paws while they sleep so they don't drift apart in the water)

please-stay-positive:

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

belle-rosie:

i-cant-resist-s0rry:

healthy-fit-n-free:

u-n-ending:

Because it happens to all of us. So if you ever feel alone, re-read this.

this is beautiful

God, i needed this.

Wow. Just .. Amen to this, *reblog reblog reblog*.

Crying because sometimes we forget and I goddamned needed this

I saved this on my phone so I can read it when I’m sad.

in love with every single word

Get nosy. I dare you.

Real (first) Name? (Lisa)
Current crush!? (nobody)
Addiction? (computer)
How tall am I? (5'4")
Relationship status? (taken)
Girls I trust? (Bel + Yolanda)
Boys I trust? (Xavier + Ryan)
Current mood? (tired + sad)
how many followers? (27 on my book blog, 1 on my personal)
Confession (I feel like I'm losing my mind)
Who I miss? (Xavier - boyfriend)
Who I last hugged? (Xavier)
Who understands me? (Bel, Yolanda, Ryan or Xavier)
Someone who is always there for me: (Bel or Xavier)
Last Text? (Xavier sending me a love heart, smiley face and a string of x's and o's)
someone you cry to? (Xavier)
Who makes me laugh the most? (Ryan or Xavier)
Who I do the craziest stuff with? (Xavier)
Who makes me smile? (Xavier or Ryan)
What am i listening to? (nothing)
Turn on’s? (kissing my back)
Turn offs? (long fingernails on guys...yeeek.)
Bestfriends? (Xavier, Ryan, Bel + Yolanda)
Second confession? (I'm nowhere near as smart as everybody tells me I am)
What I hate? (tension)
Last person to give you butterflies? (XAVIER <3)

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

What are you wearing? (jeans and a long-sleeved top)
Ever been in love? (yes)
Ever had a terrible breakup? (no)
How tall are you? (5'4")
How much do you weigh? (73 kilos)
Any tattoos do you want? (my future kid's names tattooed over my heart)
Any piercings that you want? (upper ears and belly button)
OTP? (Rumbelle)
Favorite Show? (Doctor Who)
Favorite bands? (Lady Antebellum)
Something you miss? (good TV shows)
Favorite song? ("Love I've Found In You", Lady Antebellum)
How old are you? (22)
Zodiac sign? (Virgo)
Hair Color? (brown)
Favorite Quote? (I am stronger than depression and braver than loneliness and nothing will ever exhaust me)
Favorite singer? (Taylor Swift)
Favorite color? (blue)
Loud music or soft? (loud)
Where do you go when you're sad? (bed)
How long does it take you to shower? (10 mins)
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? (30 mins)
Ever been in a physical fight? (yes)
Turn on? (kissing my back)
Turn off? (long fingernails on guys)
The reason I joined Tumblr? (to vent)
Fears? (spiders and not being useful)
Last thing that made you cry? (my boyfriend telling me his dad said I was part of the family)
Last time you cried? (last night)
Meaning behind your url (graffiti)
Last book you read? (City of Bones, Cassandra Clare)
Last song you listened to? ("Born this way", Lady Gaga)
Last show you watched? (Doctor Who)
Last person you talked to? (Mum)
The relationship between you and the person you last texted? (Boyfriend/husband to be)
Favorite food? (ice cream or pasta)
Place you want to visit? (New Zealand)
Last place you were? (Uhhh...out of the house? Favourite cafe with my boyfriend)
Do you have a crush? (no)
Last time you kissed someone? (Wednesday)
Last time you were insulted and what was it? (Dad telling me I was a young lady. For some reason I felt insulted because I am honestly the furthest thing from ladylike).
What color underwear are you wearing? (white)
What color shirt are you wearing? (blue)
What color bottoms are you wearing? (blue)
Wearing any bracelets? (no)
Last sport you played? (Wii bowling)
Last song you sang? (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. To my puppy to calm him down, I swear.)
Last prank call you remember doing? (never done one)
Last time you hung out with anyone? (Wednesday)
Favorite movie? (Up)

yeah

tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? (he was funny and caring)
what on your body is hurting or bothering you? (I'm tired)
what was your last thought before going to bed last night? (My room still smells like him!)
what are you listening to? ("Go On...Miss Me", Gloriana)
what’s something you’re not looking forward to? (seeing my boyfriend in a few hours)
where do you think your best friend is right now? (at work)
have you kissed anybody in the last five days? (yes)
sex on the first date? (if you have enough chemistry, sure)
kiss on the first date? (yes!)
is there one person you want to be with right now? (yes)
are you seriously happy with where you are in life? (not quite)
is there something you would like to say to someone? (I love you)
what are three things you did today? (studied, showered, ate cake)
would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over? (sleep at theirs)
what is your favorite kind of gum? (I don't know. Extra, the blue one)
are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends? (no)
what is on your wrists right now? (nothing)
ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with? (yes)
does anyone have strong feelings for you? (I think he does)
are you slowly drifting away from someone? (yes)
have you ever wasted your time on someone? (yes)
can you do the alphabet in sign language? (no)
how have you felt today? (tired but happy)
you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on? (books and clothes)
what is wrong with you right now? (nothing really)
is there anyone you’re really disappointed in? (yes)
would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now? (starbucks)
why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore? (don't have one)
how late did you stay up last night and why? (11.30 - facebooking the other half, his dad and little sister)
when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? (last night)
what were you doing an hour ago? (studying)
what are you looking forward to in the next month? (Noosa!)
are you wearing jeans right now? (no)
are you a patient person? (sometimes)
do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? (yes)
favorite color? (blue)
did you have a dream last night? (no)
are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? (no)
if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be? (boyfriend!)
do you love anyone who is not related to you? (yes)
if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? (yes)
do you like meeting new people? (no)
are you afraid of falling in love? (no)
ever self-harmed or starved yourself? (yes)
has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes? (yes)
have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough? (yes)

Why Not Do a TMI Tuesday?

Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? (he damn well better!)
Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? (no)
When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? (two nights ago)
Would you ever smile at a stranger? (yes)
Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? (probably)
Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? (no)
What exactly are you wearing right now? (blue dress, leggings, tan sandals)
How often do you listen to music? (daily)
Do you wear jeans or sweats more? (jeans)
Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? (yes)
Are you a social or an antisocial person? (antisocial)
Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? (no)
What about ‘R’? (no)
Can you drive a stick shift? (no)
Do you care if people talk badly about you? (yes)
Are you going out of town soon? (yes! Noosa, baby!)
When was the last time you cried? (a few weeks back)
Have you ever told someone you loved them? (yes)
If you could change your eye color, would you? (yes. I'd like green eyes)
Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? (yes)
Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. (I have to study)
Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? (oh my yes <3)
Are you dating the last person you talked to? (nope)
What are you sitting on right now? (chair)
Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? (yes)
Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? (yes)
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? (Boyfriend)
Do you get a lot of colds? (no)
Where is the shirt you are wearing from? (Metalicus, via Birdsnest)
Does anyone hate you? (probably)
Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? (no)
Do you like watching scary movies? (no)
Do you want your tongue pierced? (no)
If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? (2001)
Did you have a dream last night? (no)
When was the last time you told someone you loved them? (an hour ago)
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? (yes! <3)
Do you think someone has feelings for you? (I know he does)
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? (probably)
Did you have a good day yesterday? (sorta.)
Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? (literally just starting one)
In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? (no)
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? (yes)
What’s the best part about school? (recess)
Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? (yes)
Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? (no)
Do you replay things that have happened in your head? (yes)
Were you single over the last summer? (yes)
Is your life anything like it was two years ago? (no)
What are you supposed to be doing right now? (studying)
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? (hell no)
Are you nice to everyone? (yes)
Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? (yes)
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? (yes)
Are you good at hiding your feelings? (no)
Do you think you like someone? (yes)
Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? (no)
Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? (girls)
Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? (many, many times)
Do you hate anyone? (yes)
How’s your heart? (disgustingly healthy)
Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? (yes)
Have you ever cried over a guy? (oh my, yes)
Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? (nobody)
Are your toenails painted pink? (no)
Will your next kiss be a mistake? (NONONO!)
Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? (I like knowing he's okay with showing emotion. I don't like knowing he's in pain.)
Have your pants ever fallen down in public? (no)
Who was the last person you were on the phone with? (uhhh...Xavier)
How do you look right now? (messy)
Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? (yes)
Can you commit to one person? (YES!)
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? (yes)
Have you ever felt replaced? (yes)
Did you wake up cranky? (no)
Are you a jealous person? (no)
Are relationships ever worth it? (yes)
Anyone you’re giving up on? (yes)
Currently wanting to see anyone? (yes)
Name something you have to do tomorrow? (psychologist)
Last person you cried in front of? (Xavier)
Is there someone you will never forget? (yes)
Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? (is he ever!)
If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? (cuddled up on the couch, talking and enjoying the company)
Are you over your past? (not quite)
Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? (no)
Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? (yes)
If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? (nope)
So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? (hell yes I would! Get yo overgrown ass in here!)
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? (probably)
Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? (yes <3)
Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? (yes)
Have you ever kissed a Matthew? (no)
Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?  (yes! Swimmingly.)
Were you happy with the person you liked in March? (didn't like anyone then)
Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? (she's pretty <3)
Who do you have texts from? (bunch of friends/acquaintances and family)
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? (Okay. So do you want to go with her, or do you want to fight for me?)
Have you ever kissed someone older than you? (no)
Who’s in your profile picture with you? (nobody)
Ever kissed under fireworks? (no)
Has anybody ever given you butterflies? (every damn time I see him <3)

Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon

A: Who do you like and Why? my boyfriend Xavier...he's cute and funny and ever so gentle and kind
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love? genuine, real love? I believe I'm in it right now. I knew it was love when I didn't want him to leave after our first date.
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end? The one I'm in right now - we've been together 2 months and 2 days, and the only reasonable way I see it ending is if one of us dies.
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how? I lost 20 kilos and pretended to be happy so a boy would notice me, then he revealed a girlfriend.
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me? I've got my pride and self-respect. She's got you.
F: Have you ever been cheated on? No.
G: Have you ever cheated? No!
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why? Yes, because everybody deserves a chance.
I: What's the most important part of a relationship? Communication.
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? Serious.
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"? No.
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with? None.
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship? Nothing.
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? When they're old enough to fully understand the consequences of it.
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not? Yes! I'm 10 months older than my partner
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not? Yes. I experienced it.
Q: Turn on's? Kissing/tickling my back.
R: Turn off's? Being too rough.
S: What do you consider a deal breaker? Violence.
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship? When you're not in love any more.
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single? Yes - 2 months, 2 days.
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? Depends on the relationship.
W: Do you think people should date their friends? Sure!
X: How many relationships have you had? One.
Y: Do you think love can last forever? Yes <3
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things? No.
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of? Hell no!
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be? Be patient. Learn to love yourself otherwise you can't fully love somebody else.
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not? Yes, if you're willing to fight for it.
4: What do you notice first about another person? Their smile!
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you? Hell no!
 Valentine's Day random questions. Let's do this.

200 Questions.

the-phoenix-stratosphere:

200: My crush’s name is: …I don’t actually have one!

199: I was born in: 1990

198: I am really: weird

197: My cellphone company is: Telstra

196: My eye color is: Believe it or not, folks, blue.

195: My shoe size is: 7.5-8

194: My ring size is: Wouldn’t have a clue.

193: My height is: 5’4”

192: I am allergic to: penicillin. Sensitive to onions, broccoli, sprouts and cauliflower

191: My 1st car was: 2008 Holden Barina hatchback

190: My 1st job was: medical typist

189: Last book you read: “Daughters of the North”, Sarah Hall

188: My bed is: only comfy when I need to get out of it

187: My pet: Golden retriever (Bob), Siamese x Burmese (Millie)

186: My best friend: Xavier or Ryan

185: My favorite shampoo is: Herbal Essences

184: Xbox or ps3: Neither

183: Piggy banks are: Cute!

182: In my pockets: Nothing

181: On my calendar: Catching up with friends/family (Wed/Sat), cute as fuck Valentine’s Day picnic

180: Marriage is: something I can’t wait for

179: Spongebob can: be very fucking weird

178: My mom: is scary as fuck sometimes

177: The last three songs I bought were: “Somewhere with you”, Kenny Chesney. “Serious”, Lucy Angel. “What the Hell”, Avril Lavigne

176: Last YouTube video watched: Penguin being tickled

175: How many cousins do you have? 20 at last count

174: Do you have any siblings? no, but technically I’m part of my boyfriend’s family so I’ve apparently got two brothers and a sister :p

173: Are your parents divorced? nope

172: Are you taller than your mom? nooo

171: Do you play an instrument? nope

170: What did you do yesterday? studied, picked Bob up from the vet, did grocery shopping and fixed up a Valentine’s Day present for Xavier

[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: yes

168: Luck: yes

167: Fate: yes

166: Yourself: hell to the no.

165: Aliens: not sure

164: Heaven: Yes, of sorts

163: Hell: No

162: God: No

161: Horoscopes: No

160: Soul mates: yes <3

159: Ghosts: yes

158: Gay Marriage: of course I fucking do

157: War: if for the right reasons, yes

156: Orbs: circles?

155: Magic: sometimes

[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs. Always hugs.

153: Drunk or High: Drunk

152: Phone or Online: Online

151: Red heads or Black haired: black

150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes

149: Hot or cold: hot.

148: Summer or winter: winter

147: Autumn or Spring: Spring.

146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

145: Night or Day: night.

144: Oranges or Apples: apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: curly.

142: McDonalds or Burger King: Macca’s

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: For the purpose of the exercise, milk. Prefer dark, though.

140: Mac or PC: Much to the other half’s horror, PC

139: Flip flops or high heels: flip flops.

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor.

137: Coke or Pepsi: coke.

136: Hillary or Obama: Obama.

135: Burried or cremated: Buried

134: Singing or Dancing: Singing

133: Coach or Chanel: Neither

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who?

131: Small town or Big city: Big city

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target.

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler.

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast: East coast for life, baby!

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Birthday.

125: Chocolate or flowers: chocolate!

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox: Who and what?

[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: good for the right reasons

121: George Bush: ugh, no.

120: Gay Marriage: give everybody the chance to have the life they want.

119: The presidential election: was confusing.

118: Abortion: if medically needed, then yes.

117: MySpace: that’s still around?

116: Reality TV: guilty pleasure

115: Parents: exist.

114: Back stabbers: exist.

113: Ebay: is used.

112: Facebook: exists.

111: Work: is needed.

110: My Neighbors: are strange

109: Gas Prices: are too damn high.

108: Designer Clothes: ew, no.

107: College: is frustrating.

106: Sports: exist.

105: My family: is just this side of loco

104: The future: is looking bright <3

[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: Sunday night.

102: Last time you ate: hour ago.

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Sunday.

100: Cried in front of someone: couple of weeks ago.

99: Went to a movie theater: can’t even remember

98: Took a vacation: last March

97: Swam in a pool: can’t remember

96: Changed a diaper: Never

95: Got my nails done: never

94: Went to a wedding: Couple of years back

93: Broke a bone: Amazingly never

92: Got a piercing: 11 - my ears

91: Broke the law: couple of years back

90: Texted: maybe a half hour ago

[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: my boyfriend

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Mum’s cooking. I’m hopeless.

87: The last movie I saw: Bridesmaids

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: tomorrow: seeing my friend Yolanda and introducing her to my boyfriend - two birds, one stone!

85: The thing im not looking forward to: exams

84: People call me: Lisa, Lisey, Lily, penguin, princess penguin

83: The most difficult thing to do is: find motivation

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never

81: My zodiac sign is: Virgo

80: The first person i talked to today was: uhhh…Xavier

79: First time you had a crush: when I was 11

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my boyfriend

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: can’t even remember

76: Right now I am talking to: nobody!

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: something in the justice field/government

74: I have/will get a job: When I can and have the qualifications

73: Tomorrow: is Wednesday

72: Today: is boring

71: Next Summer: I’ll be in a new house, possibly engaged!

70: Next Weekend: I’ll be seeing my cousin

69: I have these pets: cat and dog. Millie and Bob respectively

68: The worst sound in the world: nails on a chalkboard

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my mum

66: People that make you happy: boyfriend/friends

65: Last time I cried: couple of weeks back

64: My friends are: amazing and strange.

63: My computer is: a black Acer

62: My School: is crazy

61: My Car: is a junk bucket that runs

60: I lose all respect for people who: do things out of spite

59: The movie I cried at was: Up

58: Your hair color is: Brown

57: TV shows you watch: Dr Who, Supernatural, The Simpsons

56: Favorite web site: Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter

55: Your dream vacation: New Zealand

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I ruptured both elbow tendons and sprained a wrist - the pain kicked in 3 days later when the adrenaline wore off.

53: How do you like your steak cooked: MEDIUM.

52: My room is: messy-clean

51: My favorite celebrity is: P!nk

50: Where would you like to be: in a bed with the other half

49: Do you want children: I do. Five. Three girls, two boys.

48: Ever been in love: yes

47: Who’s your best friend: Xavier

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: laughing

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Xavier. I miss him.

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: sorta!

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: sort of.

41: Have you pre-named your children: Ruby Grace, Lily Amie, Bonnie Jasmine, Michael William and Nicholas Adam

40: Last person I got mad at: Mum

39: I would like to move to: New Zealand

38: I wish I was a professional: author

[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: Ferero Rochers

36: Vehicle: 1958 Plymouth Fury

35: President: Obama.

34: State visited: don’t have one.

33: Cellphone provider: Telstra

32: Athlete: Peter Siddle

31: Actor: Gerard Butler

30: Actress: Reese Witherspoon

29: Singer: Taylor Swift

28: Band: Backstreet Boys

27: Clothing store: Target

26: Grocery store: Coles

25: TV show: Doctor Who

24: Movie: Up

23: Website: Tumblr

22: Animal: Penguin!

21: Theme park: Don’t have one

20: Holiday: Easter

19: Sport to watch: Cricket

18: Sport to play: Ten pin bowling

17: Magazine: O

16: Book: “Eat Pray Love”

15: Day of the week: Saturday

14: Beach: any

13: Concert attended: Lady Antebellum

12: Thing to cook: Pasta

11: Food: Pasta

10: Restaurant: Nando’s

9: Radio station: The Buckle

8: Yankee candle scent: Midnight Jasmine or anything cinnamon-y

7: Perfume: Bulgari Omnia Green Jade.

6: Flower: lilies

5: Color: blue

4: Talk show host: don’t have one

3: Comedian: Akmal, Dara O’Briain, Jeff Foxworthy

2: Dog breed: Golden retriever, Malamute, corgi

1: Did you answer all these truthfully ? nope :)